Squishable Prism Narwhal

Let's say you're driving through the Nevada desert with a friend on a long, strange trip. Everything is going great! Then you look over, and you realize that your trusty companion has become... very, very different! Indeed, your friend has suddenly acquired layer upon gonzo layer of mind-blowing psychedelic grooviness! 

First off, it's a whale! A whale in your mid-sized convertible! Second, it has a horn coming out of its head, like a unicorn...but real! Third, it isn't the kind of color you'd expect from a carpooling horned whale (whatever that may be). This one looks like a rainbow exploded! 

Don't worry, it isn't the sun stroke, and nobody put anything sketchy in your strudel! You've just hit the road with a Prism Narwhal! There is no better marine mammal with which to take a journey to the center of your mind! When the vastness of the universe gets you scratching your head, hug this Narwhal, and all the mysteries of this temporal plane will be rendered absolutely adorable! 15 squishy inches of fun and loving in Las Greenland! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only! 

Due to the dyeing process, the coloring of every Squishable Prism Narwhal comes out a little bit different and may not look exactly like the fella you see here. Your Narwhal is special!