Comfort Food Unicorn Cake

Unicorn Cake! It's there for when you want to eat a mythical creature, but you feel kind of bad about it. Also you've been a vegetarian for years, so those urges to just chomp into a horned-horse flank are super embarrassing. Unicorn cake to the rescue! Munch away!

15 squishy inches of magical, dessert hybridness, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!